07.03.2008 15:30:49 / sauMA
Í tilefni Flöskudags, GÓÐA HELGI!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.
Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4.
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO
SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2.
Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive
disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS
THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No
thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not
hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out
tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing
karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank
you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to
look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee
in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going
home now, as I have to work in the morning.